Managing in English is not the same as following in English.

English is the language most often spoken from a stage and one of the most often needed from a seat. Both of those are true in the same room, frequently at the same moment, and the second one is the one a church talks itself out of because everybody seems to be coping.

Coping is what the room looks like when something is missing

English is the language people get by in. That is exactly why it hides the problem: the congregation nods, laughs a beat late, and answers politely when asked afterwards whether they followed it.

Practical English.

Directions, work, shopping, small talk, forms. Vocabulary you use every week, in short exchanges, with the other person right there and able to repeat themselves. Most people are genuinely fine.

Forty minutes of one person talking.

No repetition, no chance to ask, abstract ideas, a story you are meant to feel rather than decode, and vocabulary that turns up nowhere else in the week. Miss one sentence and the next three are guesswork.

And switching the whole service into English is not a neutral fix. It changes the service for everybody, and it quietly tells the congregation that their own language is the negotiable part.

What English can do here

Everything, in both directions, which is unusual. Most of the 183 languages cannot do all three of these.

So an English talk goes out to whatever the room needs, and a visiting speaker in any of the 80 comes back in as English for everybody else. Same room, same pass, both directions.

Three lines from a real run

Unedited output from the live path, translated from a Danish sermon into English. Nothing here was tidied afterwards, and each line was chosen because word-for-word translation cannot survive it.

Let us not make it unnecessarily complicated. The answer is right here in the text.

Danish source: Lad os ikke gå over åen efter vand. Svaret står lige her i teksten.

Word for word gives you Let us not go over the stream after water. A perfectly ordinary Danish way of saying do not overcomplicate this, and complete nonsense in English.

By grace you have been saved through faith, not by yourselves, it is the gift of God.

Danish source: Af nåde er I frelst ved tro, og det skyldes ikke jer selv, det er Guds gave.

Word for word gives you Mercy, and rescued. Both are real English words for those Danish ones. Neither is what a church means, and the sentence still reads smoothly, which is the danger.

He says the acts of the flesh are clearly visible, and they stand in contrast to the fruit of the Spirit.

Danish source: Kødets gerninger er tydelige nok, siger han, og de står i modsætning til Åndens frugt.

Word for word gives you Meat. The everyday word, at a butcher's counter. What arrived instead is the phrase English Bibles use, with the capital on Spirit where it belongs.

Real, unedited output from the same path that runs a live room. How translation from meaning works

English has three words for everything, at three different heights

English is Germanic underneath with an enormous Latin and French layer laid over the top, so most ideas come with a short plain word, a longer formal one, and a technical one. Ask, question, interrogate. Kingly, royal, regal. Get, receive, obtain.

A person picks between those without thinking, because the choice is about register rather than meaning. A tool matching words has no idea which height it is at, so it hands you interrogate when the speaker said ask, and the sentence is technically correct and wrong in tone.

This is the same mechanism that turns grace into mercy and saved into rescued. Not a mistranslation. A right word from the wrong shelf.

Which English, though

English is not one thing. It is the everyday language of many countries and the working second language of many more, and the differences between them are not only accent.

Spelling and word choice

Colour and color. Pavement and sidewalk. None of it stops anybody understanding, and all of it tells a reader whose English they are reading.

Accents from the stage

English is spoken with an enormous spread of accents, most of them by people for whom it is a second language. That is normal input, not an edge case, and nobody should be asked to flatten how they speak.

Church English is its own register

The words a congregation expects in a reading are not the words a news bulletin uses. Set phrases like the fruit of the Spirit are load bearing, and getting one nearly right sounds worse than getting it plainly wrong.

In the unedited run published above the English target was British English. Share your outline beforehand and the room arrives knowing your passage, your names and the words your congregation uses.

English you listen to rather than read

English is one of the 81 languages that arrive as a voice, and for a first-time visitor that is often the easier door.

Reading a screen through a service is work, and it is visible work. A phone in a lap for forty minutes marks somebody out and keeps their head down. A single earbud does not, and the person can look at the speaker like everybody else.

Where we are not good enough yet

Said plainly, because English is the one language on this site where we are least likely to notice our own mistakes.

You get one English

Not a choice of national varieties. It is understood everywhere and it will occasionally read as slightly foreign to an American, an Indian or a Nigerian reader. That is a real cost and we would rather name it than let you find it.

Heavy dialect plus speed costs words

Ordinary accents are fine. A strong regional dialect delivered at pace is where words start being guessed at, and the ones guessed at first are local names and local vocabulary.

English is our blind spot

Everything here is written in English first and translated outward, so English is the language we look at most and therefore the one where a bad habit hides longest. If you catch one, tell us.

The fix for the first two is the same and it takes a minute. Put your names, your places and your community's vocabulary into Keywords and they stop being guessable at all.

Six more languages with pages of their own

Three of them are written from the other side, for the church that speaks the language rather than the guest who needs it.

All 183 languages, and what each one can do · Conferences · Service, Day and Week passes

Questions about English

Our service is already in English. Who is this for?

For the people in it who are following in their second language, and for the visiting speaker who is not going to speak English at all. English is one of the 81 languages a gathering can be run in and one of the 182 that can be read, so it works as the source and as the destination in the same room.

Which English do we get, British or American?

One English, not a menu of them. In the unedited run published above the target was British English. It is understood everywhere and it will occasionally read as slightly foreign to an American ear, which is the honest limit rather than a setting you can change.

Our preacher has a strong regional accent. Is that a problem?

Usually not, and nobody should change how they speak for a piece of software. The words most likely to be guessed at are the ones particular to your region or your congregation, so put those in Keywords before the service.

Can English be the source and a target in the same room?

Yes, and that is the common case. An English talk goes out to the languages your guests need, and a visitor who takes the microphone in another language comes back in as English for everybody else. A pass carries as many languages as the room needs, in both directions, and language count is never a price lever.

Is the site only in English?

No. English is where everything is written first, and the pages, the sign-up and your guest's join screen are published in many other languages as well. The languages hub lists all 183 and what each one can do.

Find out who has been coping.

Nothing to install, no card, and your guests need nothing but the phone already in their pocket.

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